Nothing says “relaxing vacation” like a political feud, right? If debating with your dad about Obamacare makes you cringe more than a kick to the ankle, Hipmunk is here to help. If some of your friends and family idolize JFK while others consider the Bush compound their ideal destination, use this hotel guide to divide and conquer your vacation planning. All in favor?
1.The Hudson Hotel- New York, NY
This sleek, tech friendly outpost is perfect to plan for the Democrat’s urban wanderings. The in-house beerhall, artisanal burgers and rooftop cocktail bar will satisfy the choosiest of eaters and the English garden will offer a them a respite from their city wanderings. With Hillary kicking off her campaign in nearby Brooklyn, Dems will be pleased by a Hudson Hotel stay. Donkey Approved
2.The Mandalay Bay Hotel, Las Vegas, NV
When Repubs want to kick back on vacation, they prefer a beachside getaway to traipsing around a city. The Mandalay Bay brings the beach to you with 2,700 tons of real sand, a 1.6 million gallon wave pool and 100 rentable cabanas, day beds, bungalows and personalized villas on the premise. The easy shuttle service eliminates any public transit need, which will also please your Republican counterparts. Elephant Approved Donkephant
3. The River’s Edge Hotel, Portland, OR
The lush forests, hoppy microbreweries and artisanal donut shops that would attract any Democrat to Portland are easily accessible from this boutique hotel. If you are in a bipartisan travel party, the River’s Edge has something for all to enjoy. While Dems strap on their reusable water bottle and bike along the Williamette River, Republicans can take a spa day to unwind. Hooray for agreement across party lines. Donkephant Approved
4. Hotel Zetta, San Francisco, CA
Ah San Francisco, home to rolling (insanely steep) hills and urban tourism that rivals any US city. Hotel Zetta is nestled between SOMA and the Mission, a.k.a. Food Mecca. Traveling by taste through the local neighborhoods, Democrats will please their palate while taking in the vibrant and renowned street art and murals. Donkey Approved!
5.Rosen Shingle Creek, Orlando, FL
Considered one of the top golf resorts in the nation, Rosen Shingle Creek in Orlando epitomizes relaxation. With its rolling, pristine golf course and prime location near the beach, Republicans won’t have to worry about the stress of the city in the perfectly 75 degree days of sunny Orlando. With a shuttle to and from the airport and local attractions like Universal Studios and Disney, the unpleasantries of travel are simply forbidden from an experience at Rosen Shingle. Elephant Approved!