Put A Smile On Your Face: Army of the Lord

A man was coming out of church on Easter Sunday, and the minister was standing at the door shaking hands. He grasped the man’s hand and said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”

Said the man, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Reverend!”

“So why do I only see you at Christmas and Easter?”

Back came the whisper, “Sshh – I’m in the secret service!”

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