Turkey Day

Well, today is my second Thanksgiving Day in the USA. Last year, we were at my husband’s parents’ house. This time, we are at my brother-in-law’s house. He and his wife invited us for Thanksgiving Dinner. Her family is coming so my husband and I will be meeting them soon. With the help of my mother-in-law, the couple is busy preparing the food including the turkey and ham.

Looking at my father-in-law pulling of the meat from the turkey, I feel hungry. I am eating the white meat this time.

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Put A Smile On Your Face: Bigger Turkey For Thanksgiving

A woman walks into a butcher’s shop just before closing time and asks, “Do you have any turkey?”

The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only turkey and puts it on the weighing scales. It weighs six pounds.

The woman looks at the turkey and at the scales and asks, “Do you have one that is a bit bigger than this one, please?” The butcher puts the turkey back into the fridge and then takes it out again, but this time when he puts it on the scales he keeps his thumb on the turkey. The scales now show eight pounds.

“That’s wonderful,” says the woman. “I’ll take both of them, please!”

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