— When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn’t talk for a year and a half.
— I don’t approve of political jokes…I’ve seen too many of them get elected.
— The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
— I have learned there is little difference in husbands; you might as well keep the first.
— If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make vegetable stew.