Put A Smile On Your Face: One-Liners

Even in a busy life, a smile makes you feel good 🙂
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— When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn’t talk for a year and a half.

— I don’t approve of political jokes…I’ve seen too many of them get elected.

— The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

— I have learned there is little difference in husbands; you might as well keep the first.

— If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make vegetable stew.

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Put A Smile On Your Face: New Suit

Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor. The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth and measured Abraham, then told him the cloth was not enough to make a suit.

Abraham was unhappy with this opinion and sought another tailor. This tailor measured Abraham, then measured the cloth, and then smiled and said, “There is enough cloth to make a pair of trousers, a coat and a vest, please come back in a week to take your suit.”

After a week Abraham came to take his new suit, and saw the tailor’s son wearing trousers made of the same cloth.

Perplexed, he asked, “Just how could you make a full suit for me and trousers for your son, when the other tailor could not make a suit only?”

“It’s very simple,” replied the tailor, “The other tailor has two sons.”

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