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Even in a busy life, a smile makes you feel good ———- – When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn’t talk for a year and a half. – I don’t approve of political jokes…I’ve seen too many of them get elected. – The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it [...]
humor, lifestyle, smile
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Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor. The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth and measured Abraham, then told him the cloth was not enough to make a suit. Abraham was unhappy with this opinion and sought another tailor. This [...]
humor, jokes, men's attire, smile, work clothes
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“I see you were last employed by a psychiatrist,” said the employer to the applicant. “Why did you leave?” “Well,” she replied, “I just could not win… If I was late to work, I was hostile. If I was early, I had an anxiety complex. If I was on time, I was compulsive.” www.arcamax.com Review [...]
employment, jobs, jokes, smile
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When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk’s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said he had some very good news for him. “Guess what, sir?” the clerk said. “I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we have had so long!” “Do you mean that [...]
humor, jokes, sale, smile
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A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows. They get out of the car and look at the problem. The software manager says, “I can’t do anything about this – it is a hardware problem.” The hardware manager says, “Maybe if we turned the [...]
humor, jokes, meeting, shipping, smile
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