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Put A Smile On Your Face: Interesting Facts 1

– 101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don’t die throughout the movie. (Wait, what about Sleeping Beauty, which also has both parents surviving in the film?)

– ‘Stewardesses’ is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

– The Baby Ruth candy bar was actually named after Grover Cleveland’s baby daughter, Ruth.

– Armadillos have four babies at a time and they are always all the same sex.

– Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy.

– A group of unicorns is called a blessing. Twelve or more cows are known as a “flink.” A group of frogs is called an army. A group of rhinos is called a crash. A group of kangaroos is called a mob. A group of whales is called a pod. A group of geese is called a gaggle. A group of ravens is called a murder. A group of officers is called a mess. A group of larks is called an exaltation. A group of owls is called a parliament.

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Put A Smile On Your Face: Late

For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9 A.M., on the dot.
He had never missed a day and was never late.

Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Johnson’s arrival, it caused a sensation. All work ceased and the boss himself, looking at his watch and muttering, came out into the corridor.

Finally, precisely at ten, Johnson showed up, clothes dusty and torn, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent.
He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said, aware that all eyes were upon him, “I tripped and rolled down two flights of stairs in the subway. Nearly killed myself.”

The boss said, “And to roll down two flights of stairs took you an entire hour?”

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Put A Smile On Your Face: Retirement

For over 40 years, my grandfather put in long hours at his job, so I was more than a little curious about the way he filled his days since his retirement. “How has life changed?”

A man of few words, he replied, “Well I get up in the morning with nothing to do, and I go to bed at night with it half done.”

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Put A Smile On Your Face: Giant Boy Scout

My husband wore his Army uniform with pride. One day, coming home from the base and dressed in olive drab fatigues, he stopped off at the grocery store to pick up a few things.

While in line at the check out counter, he noticed a little boy standing with his Mother. The boy took one look at my husband in his uniform, and his eyes grew wide. My husband in turn gave the young man a crisp salute. The boy was so excited. He pointed at my husband and announced,” LOOK , MOM, A GIANT BOY SCOUT.”

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