If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners.
The best vitamin for making friends……B1.
What passes as a woman’s intuition, is usually nothing more than a man’s transparency.
Marriages are made in heaven. But, so are thunder and lightning.
Even in a busy life, a smile makes you feel good 🙂
— When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn’t talk for a year and a half.
— I don’t approve of political jokes…I’ve seen too many of them get elected.
— The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
— I have learned there is little difference in husbands; you might as well keep the first.
— If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make vegetable stew.
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