Category: ‘humor ‘
If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners. The best vitamin for making friends……B1. What passes as a woman’s intuition, is usually nothing more than a man’s transparency. Marriages are made in heaven. [...]
humor, lifestyle, women's interest
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Well, there was this blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. So one evening she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to [...]
humor, jokes, United States
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- 101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don’t die throughout the movie. (Wait, what about Sleeping Beauty, which also has both parents surviving in the film?) – ‘Stewardesses’ is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand. – [...]
facts, humor, jokes, trivia
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Even in a busy life, a smile makes you feel good ———- – When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn’t talk for a year and a half. – I don’t approve of political jokes…I’ve seen too many of them get elected. – The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it [...]
humor, lifestyle, smile
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For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9 A.M., on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late. Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Johnson’s arrival, it caused a sensation. All work ceased and the boss himself, looking at his watch and muttering, came out [...]
entertainment, humor, jokes, work
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