Put A Smile On Your Face: One-Liners

Even in a busy life, a smile makes you feel good 🙂

— When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn’t talk for a year and a half.

— I don’t approve of political jokes…I’ve seen too many of them get elected.

— The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

— I have learned there is little difference in husbands; you might as well keep the first.

— If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make vegetable stew.

Thanks to Arcamax.com

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