Put A Smile On Your Face: The Flight Attendant

On a Continental Flight with a very “senior” flight attendant crew, the pilot said, “Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.

“On landing,” the stewardess said, “Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you are going to leave anything, please make sure it is something we would like to have.”

“There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane”


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