– The first myth of management is that it exists.
– Some people manage by the book, even though they do not know who wrote the book or even what book.
– Give all orders verbally. Never write anything down that might go into a “Pearl Harbor File”.
– We are too busy mopping the floor to turn off the faucet.
– Management by objectives is no better than the objectives.
– “I have given you an unlimited budget, and you have already exceeded it!”