Put A Smile On Your Face: Police Dog

A policeman entered the restaurant and asked, ”Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?” Trudy said it was hers.
“Well, your dog seems to be in heat”, the officer said.
The blonde replied, “No way. She’s cool because she is tied up under that shade tree.”
The policeman said, “No! You don’t understand. Your dog needs to be bred.”
“No way,” said the blonde. “My dog does not need bread. She is not hungry because I fed her this morning.”
The exasperated policeman said, “NO! You don’t understand. Your dog wants to have a mate!”
Trudy looked at the cop and said, “Well okay, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.”

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One thought on “Put A Smile On Your Face: Police Dog

  1. OMG, that is too funny. I so needed a laugh this morning. BTW, thanks for popping by my blog!

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