Preferred Choice

I received a text message from my cousin Mark. He’s asking how we are doing and sending his warm greetings to us. When I was attending college until I found a job, I lived with relatives back home in the Philippines. I stayed with my cousins’ family, including Mark’s. Right now Mark is a third year college student taking up Criminology course. One more year and he’s going to graduate. I cannot wait to see him wearing those Galco shoulder holsters. They are made with genuine leather that is guaranteed to be durable which also provide a defined fit for the police officers’ weapon. No wonder it is the preferred choice of the law enforcers today.

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Put A Smile On Your Face: Multiple Choice

Smile. It makes you look younger.

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A student reported for her university final examination that consists of “yes/no” type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet “Yes” for Heads and “No” for Tails. Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.

“I finished the exam in half an hour, but I’m rechecking my answers.”

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